Barry Lowe has visited the dark side and there’s no turning back.

Many years ago I had a fuck buddy who was into Satan sex. I would bow down and worship his devil cock, balls and arse; all the while telling him I wanted to be one of Satan’s sluts as he spewed forth ‘vile blasphemies’ against a non-existent God and spat the remnants of Bloody Marys in my face and mouth and over my body...

Patrick Fillion’s Camili-Cat has a heart of gold and a body of death. Barry Lowe is impressed.

Happy birthday Cam, you’ve come of age. Yep, it’s now 21 years since Canadian artist Patrick Fillion created the half-human/half-pussy creature Camili-Cat, of the alien race known as Felinoids, whose homeworld was destroyed when he was just a child...

Thanks to the marvels of modern science, you need never worry about your sperm count, writes Barry Lowe.
What's that smell," asked Wally as he came through the front door. "Have you been scrubbing the kitchen floor?" "What's it smell like?" I smiled...